🐣Big Ass Lump Of Coal Soap Duke Cannon

🐣Big Ass Lump Of Coal Soap Duke Cannon

$10.00

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Legend has it St. Nick used to reward misbehaving children with bundles of twigs,
bags of salt, and strings of garlic. Considering these alternatives, a lump of fossil
fuel doesn't sound half bad. Duke Cannon honors this tradition with his Big Ass Lump
of Coal - a premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and featuring the
masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper. It's the best way to clean up after
mischief and shenanigans. Product Specs: 3x bigger and better smelling than
traditional lumps of coal Made in the USA by humans, not elves May encourage
mischief and/or general tomfoolery. A rich, masculine scent of bergamot and black
pepper that smells nice, not naughty. According to Cindy in Accounting,
this is a "super cute" gift for guys.
Size: 10 oz. This product has an intentionally distressed looking carton